Cubicle Conundrum - Day 64

Q: ..and then I finally managed to get it done in time. This job is really getting on my nerves.

N: I know how you feel.

Q: I can’t wait for the day I quit.

N: Same here.



Glass Half-full Guy: I couldn’t help overhearing you two. This job is great. Why would you want to quit? Life’s a gift. This job is a wonderful blessing you’ve been given and you must treasure it.

Q: We aren’t paid well.

N: Free time is a luxury enjoyed once in seven years.

Q: And we have no social life.



Glass Half-Full Guy: Money is no object compared to the wealth of experience you’re gaining. Why have a social life when work can be your best friend? Isn’t it wonderful that you’re in a job where you’re involved with your best friend every day? Besides, seven years is nothing considering with the right diet and combination of rejuvenating exercises, you can live till you’re one hundred and seventy two years old. We need to embrace one another as comrades and realize that every dark cloud has a silver lining. We are kindred souls. We are birds of a feather. We must share a bond that lasts a lifetime. We must be willing to die for each other.



N: ….

Q: ….



N: Well I really see your point now.

Glass Half-Full Guy: I’m so very glad, my friend.

N: So we’re comrades now?

Glass Half-Full Guy: We certainly are.



N: Die for me.

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Introducing Glass Half-Full Guy – Just another SE with the annoying habit of being an eternal optimist.