N: (On the phone) Under-utilized and overrated resource number two, the boss wants those reports done, STAT.
Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Stat?
N: You heard me. Get those done. He wants those reports, STAT.
Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Umm okay. Is it important and urgent?
N: Sheesh, Under-utilized and overrated resource number two, didn’t you hear me say STAT?
Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Okay, okay. And my name is not-
N: (hangs up)
Q: ….
N: ….
Q: Do you enjoy doing that?
N: Like a pig in mud.
Q: What does ‘STAT’ mean anyway?
N: I don’t know. But it sure meant something in that war movie that was on last night.
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8 years ago