Cubicle Conundrum - Day 17

N: I’m finally free. I can teach you the algorithm now.

Q: Great. I really have no clue what it’s about.

N: That’s alright. I’ve worked on it a while ago. I still remember most of it. Let’s begin.



(An hour passes)



N: ..So the entering variable should be de-fuzzified based on the fuzziness quotient, but only provided the elasticity of the standard measure matrix is decoupled with its absolute value. And finally you convert the derived value into its native base form before calculating it’s logarithmic equivalent and multiplying it by seven million, nine thousand, three hundred and forty eight point six five three eight zero one nine.

Q: Wait.. I thought you didn’t have to take the logarithmic value?

N: You do. And once you multiply, you need to stand up and do an ancient Mayan ritualistic dance before piercing yourself with a 16 inch iron nail through the nose.



Q: …..

N: …..



Q: At which point did you start making it up?

N: Somewhere after I said “Let’s begin”.