Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Cubicle Conundrum - Day 6

N: I'm up for my appraisal this week.

Q: Excited?

N: No.

Q: Scared?

N: No.

Q: Anxious?

N: No.

Q: Well that's good. Everyone knows it's just a matter of kissing your evaluator's butt, anyway.

N: Ridiculous. I need to do no such thing. My work is flawless. And I will NOT lower myself to such an unnecessary level of demeaning behavior.

Q: Good for you. I'm proud of you.



(An hour passes)



N: Say, Q, is "Your unconditionally obedient slave crippled by the sheer awesomeness that is your radiant aura" an appropriate sign off for an email?

2 comments:

  1. There should be a Like option in blogs. Like on facebook. I like this.

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  2. Thanks! I guess the equivalent of that is the 'follow' thingy on the top left corner of this page.

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