Cubicle Conundrum - Day 2

N: My boss is on leave today.
Q: I’m sure he gave you a fair share of work before he left.
N: Actually, no.
Q: No? He hasn’t emailed you about your work either?
N: No.
Q: Wait. So you’re free?
N: Yes.
Q: As in – no work?
N: Yes.. I mean no.. Whichever answer means I have no work.
Q: Do you know I have an unreasonable 2 hour deadline today?
N: Yes.
Q: Do you know I have to slog my ass off today while you do nothing but sip coffee?
N: Yes.
Q: I HATE YOU.
N: Hate my boss. He didn’t give me work.
(Little blue box of MS Outlook opens on N’s Screen)
Q (Observing N’s screen): You know what I love though?
N: What?
Q: Blackberrys.