Cubicle Conundrum - Day 14

N: Q, Am I a good person?

Q: Good Person? You? The guy who ‘thinks’ good deeds?

N: I think I am.

Q: No you're not.

N: I generally do keep people's well being in my head.

Q: No you don't.

N: I mean, sure, I've done my share of selfish things but then I'm a very kind-hearted soul, don't you think?

Q: No, I don't.

N: Yeah, all those times when I've behaved unscrupulously selfishly have no real weightage considering all the good I've done.

Q: You're not even listening to me, are you?

N: My karma quotient is definitely on the positive side. I think I'm doing a fine job as a human being.

Q: You're using my mere presence as a tool to wrongfully boost your sense of self-worth so you can feel good about yourself when you shouldn't. You’re using my completely unrelated replies to form some semblance of a conversation to endorse your own twisted and deluded beliefs about being a good human being when you’re not.

N: Just a little longer and I should get some kind of award for my service to humanity.

Q: I hate you.

N: Then again I'm not doing this for the recognition. I’m glad we had this discussion.

Q: Die. Now.