Cubicle Conundrum - Day 28

N: (On the phone) Under-utilized and overrated resource number two, the boss wants those reports done, STAT.

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Stat?

N: You heard me. Get those done. He wants those reports, STAT.

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Umm okay. Is it important and urgent?

N: Sheesh, Under-utilized and overrated resource number two, didn’t you hear me say STAT?

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Okay, okay. And my name is not-

N: (hangs up)



Q: ….

N: ….

Q: Do you enjoy doing that?

N: Like a pig in mud.

Q: What does ‘STAT’ mean anyway?

N: I don’t know. But it sure meant something in that war movie that was on last night.