Q: What are you doing?
N: Applying for other jobs on the internet.
Q: You’re sitting at your workplace, and applying for a job elsewhere?
N: Yep.
Q: ….
N: ….
Q: Wow. Talk about loyalty.
N: Hey, I am loyal.
Q: No, N. You’re not. I have a dog. Dogs are loyal. You’re definitely not.
N: So dogs are loyal?
Q: Yeah.
N: So loyalty is living under a roof, peeing all over the place, ruining furniture, pooping on expensive carpets as long as I wag my tail when it’s dinner time? Well then I’m REALLY loyal.
Q: ….
N: ….
Q: Which site was that again?
N: You hate your dog now, don’t you?
Hello world!
10 years ago
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