Cubicle Conundrum - Day 49

Q: Well I’m going to need all the luck in the world tomorrow.

N: Why’s that?

Q: My project manager wants to gauge my understanding of the project so he’s scheduled a one-on-one tomorrow.

N: Oh.

Q: Yeah. He’s bound to find me lacking in some area or the other.



N: That’s a solvable problem.

Q: How?

N: Potential to be wrong is inversely proportional to your vagueness.

Q: Huh?

N: Be extremely vague. You can’t go wrong.

Q: Does it work?

N: Try it. Ask me questions about your project.



Q: Okay. Who’s our customer?

N: Well you see, sir, while our current product caters to one particular entity in the business world in that sector, our product has a potentially larger base it can reach out to. So I would like to think our customer is potentially everyone in this industry.

Q: What do you think is the best functionality we’re offering?

N: As far as functionality goes, I think our USP is our strongest feature as well.

Q: Our USP is our price.

N: Precisely. The price is only low because we’ve efficiently implemented our best functionality.



Q: ….

N: ….

Q: Wow. Is that how you’ve gotten this far?

N: I’ve done certain things to ensure certain situations pan out a certain way.