Cubicle Conundrum - Day 36

Q: I need to go on leave next month for 3 days.

N: Okay.

Q: I’m going to go speak to the Human Resources Manager.

N: No. She’s a cow.

Q: N! That’s a very derogatory and sexist remark to make.

N: No. She’s a cow.

Q: Seriously. How can you even say that?



N: She has a habit of not approving anything anyone asks. When people approach her she pretends she’s a cow and Moos in response so that people get frustrated and stop asking her for things.

Q: No way!

N: Yes way.

Q: I don’t believe you.

N: Yeah you’re right. I’m kidding. She’ll approve it right away. Go ahead.



(Q leaves)



N: Now I just have to be very, very quiet.

N: ….

N: ….

N: ….

(In the distance): “…Moooooo…”