Cubicle Conundrum - Day 41

N: Hey, Under-utilized and overrated resource number two. Did you finish those reports?

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: No, not yet.

N: Well you better. I heard they might be downsizing soon.

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Oh?

N: Yeah. They might be replacing the likes of you with robots.



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Robots? That’s insane. Robots don’t have the ability to make clear cut and cognitive decisions yet. They can only take our place in the most mundane of jobs where there is little or no thinking involved.



N: Exactly.



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: ….

N: ….

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Oh.

N: ….

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Is there a point in asking you to stop calling me –

N: (Hangs up)



N: (Satisfied grin)

Q: Are those pre-meditated?

N: Just a little. The rest is pure inspiration.