Cubicle Conundrum - Day 38

N: Busy day?

Q: Yeah I’m going to be in a session all week.

N: What session?

Q: Nanosoft Integration Layer version fourteen point six.

N: Sorry, what?

Q: Nanosoft Integration Layer version fourteen point six.



N: ….

Q: ….



N: Oh you mean that software which operates in the layer responsible for integration?

Q: Yes, N. Well it IS the Integration Layer after all.



N: I’m familiar with this. It’s the software which is responsible of coalescing stuff in different forms and from different sources into a singular form in a manner which resembles the act of integrating something into a single unit so as to be used in the mentioned ‘integrated’ form for all practical and subsequent purposes.

Q: You’re spinning off an overly general understanding from the name of the software so that you can pretend to understand what it is even when you don’t.



N: That’s not true.

Q: Well you’re wrong. It’s a communication protocol to govern the exchange of information between the various components of any large multi-variate system comprising of mainly applications pertaining to the oil and energy industry.



N: That’s what I said.

Q: No it’s not.

N: I’m so relieved you’re not learning something new to me.

Q: I am. You’re lying.

N: Whew! For a second I thought you just might get ahead there.

Q: I am!



N: Let me know when you learn something that’s new..

Q: I hate you.

N: Won’t be any time soon I’m sure.



Q: Die.