Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Cubicle Conundrum - Day 30

Q: How’s the job search coming along?

N: Alright so far. I have an interview this Saturday. The manager there thought I would slot in perfectly into this position.

Q: What position?

N: System Code Manipulation Expert and Syntax Ordering In-charge.



Q: Wow. Sounds cool.

N: Sure does.

Q: What would your responsibilities be?

N: Well I would use ordered programming language constructs in a syntactically accurate manner to manipulate the end result of what I set out to achieve.

Q: Nice.

N: I know.



Q: ….

N: ….



Q: You DO know that’s just a fancy way of putting ‘Software Engineer’?

N: Ignorance is bliss.

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