‘The quest for the raise’
N: So I asked my boss about a raise.
Q: Oh. And?
N: This time I spoke into his good ear and asked him specifically for an ‘INCREASE IN SALARY’.
Q: ‘Increase in Salary’. Good. No way he can confuse that this time.
N: Yeah.
Q: What did he say?
N: He said he’ll talk to the appropriate people and get back to me.
Q: Sounds good.
N: Yeah.
(Time passes)
N: Argh! I’m going to kill my boss.
Q: What now?
N: He responded to me.
Q: And?
N: “Dear N, The cafeteria staff have informed me of the unavailability of celery. Will it be alright if you get more cabbage instead?”
Q: You would almost think he does this on purpose.
N: I’m beyond just thinking it.
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10 years ago
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