Q: N, do you know the way to the Nine Seasons Hotel?
N: Is that the one on P Drive or H Street?
Q: H Street.
N: As you get out of the parking lot, go left. Go straight for about 10 miles and head off the highway.
Q: Okay.
N: Then you take the *pauses for thought* fourth right turn.
Q: Fourth?
N: Yeah. There are a couple of smaller right turns which I’m not counting.
Q: How do I know what is a “small” right?
N: Well assuming a normal right turn is a ninety degree one, these are around about sixty.
Q: Is that from the Y-axis or the X?
N: Which is the Y and which is the X?
Q: Let’s say the Y axis grows upwards and the X axis grows to the right.
N: But that depends on which way you’re facing. Are you facing the original road or the turn?
Q: The original road is the one where I’m on and the turn is the one which I’m considering taking? Or the one I should eventually end up taking?
N: The original road is the one you’re on before making the right. The turn refers to any of these smaller turns which we’re trying to distinguish right now. So if you’re facing the original road, it’s the Y axis.
Q: Alright. So it’s just the angle?
N: Well the type of road is also a little different. The turn-off has a more ‘gravelly’ feel to it. Don’t confuse it with the actual gravel on the road. This just ‘feels’ gravelly.
Q: Oh okay. So I need to take the fourth right turn after getting off the highway. There are couple of turns which I can ignore in my count and I can identify these turns by approximating their angle with the Y axis which will be calculated while I’m still on the original road I’m on before taking the turn. I can also distinguish between the road I should and shouldn’t take by noticing that the wrong road has a gravelly feel to it, but does not really have a lot of gravel in its composition. So does that mean the gravel is spread out on the road then? Construction work?
N: No, it just ‘feels’ like there’s gravel on the road. There’s no real loose gravel around.
Q: Okay. But how will I know the wrong road has the gravelly feel without taking the wrong road?
N: ….
Q: ….
N: Where were you going again?