Cubicle Conundrum - Day 71

Q: Well that had to be one of my worst presentations ever.

N: Oh come on. It wasn’t THAT bad.

Q: You don’t have to make me feel better, N. I know it was horrible.

N: No, no. It wasn’t.

Q: You can be honest. I can take constructive criticism.



N: Well it was horrible.

Q: Yeah.

N: I mean ridiculously horrible.

Q: Okay.

N: I mean so ridiculously horrible you would imagine levels that low didn’t exist.

Q: I get it.



N: I mean seriously. Even if you tried to imagine the worst precedent for a presentation, you would still not be able to come up with something like that.

Q: ….

N: ….

Q: ….

N: I mean –

Q: Okay!! I get it!!



N: ….

Q: ….



N: On the bright side, you DID say ‘excuse me’ when you burped.

Q: Die.