Monday, May 31, 2010

Cubicle Conundrum - Day 85

N: I can’t believe the amount of Reality TV we have these days.

Q: Yeah it looks like the world found its next big fix.



N: I saw a show yesterday where women fight with toothpicks all afternoon in order to marry some rich guy who is obviously going to turn out to be some jobless moron.

Q: Oh yeah. I saw that one too. It’s getting quite crazy.



N: I think it’s ridiculous. Targeting the mindless drones who do nothing but feed off the misery of others to give their own lives a false sense of meaning when all they are really doing is eroding every single bit of their soul in their heartless quest for lasting entertainment. Then the next day these people sit around at home or at work arguing incessantly with whoever is around about who will survive the next episode.



Q: Well said, N. Well said!

N: Thanks.

Q: Sure.



N: ….

Q: ….



N: The blonde’s gonna win the next fight isn’t she?

Q: My money’s on the chubby redhead.

N: No way. The blonde has a brilliant stab-action.

Q: The redhead’s low centre of gravity lets her avoid those stabs.

N: But the blonde has more to aim at…

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