Q: What have you been busy with all morning?
N: I volunteered for the ‘Save our children’ initiative.
Q: *bursts into laughter*
N: ….
Q: Since when did you care about children?
N: I’ve always cared.
Q: ….
N: ….
Q: N, your solution to starvation was to let starvation win, so there would be fewer starving people.
N: I was just being practical.
Q: Right. So what are you saving the children from, exactly?
N: You know. Problems. Kids face a lot of problems these days.
Q: Such as?
N: Well it’s just that their lives are so difficult you know. Being kids. Children are the most affected type of kids.
Q: ….
N: ….
Q: There’s a good looking woman in the team, isn’t there?
N: Yeah, B.
Q: I knew it!
N: Yeah.
Q: You’re too shallow to care about kids. You’re using them to get a foot in the door with B.
N: Yep.
Q: ….
N: ….
Q: So where can I sign up?
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10 years ago
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