Cubicle Conundrum - Day 73

N: I just received a mail asking me for an “accurate estimate” of the time I will take to finish my task.

Q: Accurate estimate? That’s an oxymoron.



N: Sure is. Just like “bug fix”.

Q: Or “civil war”.

N: Or “crash landing”.

Q: Or “extremely calm”.



N: Yeah.

Q: Yeah.



N: ….

Q: ….



N: Okay I’m out of oxymorons.

Q: Me too.



N: ….

Q: ….



N: This is “going nowhere”.

Q: That’s an acceptable “initial conclusion”.



N: ….

Q: ….



N: We will never be cool, will we?

Q: I “feel numb”.