Monday, May 3, 2010

Cubicle Conundrum - Day 68

N: Did you hear? 6 people quit my project last week.

Q: Wow.

N: Yeah. This attrition is getting to be ridiculous!

Q: I don’t understand it.



N: It’s simple. Money. That’s what everyone wants.

Q: Yeah money-minded heartless people.

N: Self-centered mercenaries.

Q: Totally. It’s all about money.

N: Money, money, money.

Q: Shame.

N: Real shame.



(Some moments pass)



N: Q, would you quit if somebody paid you more?

Q: Well.. how much more?

N: Does it matter?

Q: No I’d quit.

N: Me too.

Q: I like mercenaries.

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