Cubicle Conundrum - Day 65

Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: N, I would like to discuss some issues with you.

N: Oh?



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: I feel that you are demonstrating far too much negativity towards me.

N: No I’m not. I’m definitely not negative.



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: I think you are undermining my abilities as a competent software engineer.

N: You mean you can talk on the phone AND click at the same time?



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: You don’t take me seriously when I offer my point of view. Actually, you don’t even consider that I even HAVE a point of view.

N: That’s rubbish, Under-utilized and overrated resource number two.



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: ….

N: ….



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Could you please stop calling me that, especially in the context of this conversation?



N: The context of this conversation is relative with respect to our points of view. While you have been expressing your thoughts on how you feel my treatment of you as an individual in your own right is unfair and possibly biased to some degree, I have been imagining the different ways a human being can arrange forty seven matchsticks to form a perfect replica of various deciduous trees.



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: ….

N: ….



Under-utilized and overrated resource number two: Why do I even bother?

N: See, now THAT is a question you really should be asking.