Cubicle Conundrum - Day 9

Q: Gah!!!! %#$#$%@#%$#

N: Wow what happened?

Q: I’ve been trying to fix this #$@#$%# issue in my code for the last six hours and I’m getting NOWHERE!!!

N: Did you make sure you didn’t change anything when you optimized?

Q: Of course I did. I’m not a daft idiot.

N: Are you sure you wrote your test programs right?

Q: Yes, I even re-wrote them thrice!

N: Did you recalibrate the calibrated parameters pertaining to tuning calibration?

Q: Say what?

N: I said, did you recalibrate the calibrated parameters pertaining to tuning calibration?

Q: Are you doing that thing where you pretend to know what you’re talking about so you can give yourself the selfish satisfaction of having tried even though you didn’t?

N: What about clarifying rastered cluster heaps for dynamic allocation?

Q: Stop making up words.

N: I’ll bet you didn’t sphygmomanize the carstopherics with the updated ballooned status q upgrades.

Q: I hate you.

N: Try manipulating the fluxponders to optimal concentration.