N: Don’t you just love the first day of a new assignment?
Q: Hmm.
N: It’s always so exciting to get down to a new task.
Q: What are you supposed to do?
N: Research.
Q: What kind?
N: I’m supposed to devise an efficient counter-measure to the biggest hindrances to a project’s smooth progress.
Q: Such as?
N: Stretching budgets, verbal and unrecorded instructions, excessive meetings and meaningless deadlines.
Q: Do you get funded?
N: Yeah. How much funding depends on what I need.
Q: Do you have a requirements document?
N: No. My boss told me to do this while we were at the coffee machine.
Q: Deadline?
N: As long as it takes.
Q: When do you start?
N: We meet tomorrow to discuss the appropriate time for the kick-off meeting.
Q: Good luck.
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10 years ago
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