Cubicle Conundrum - Day 44

Q: Interesting article here on ‘Analyzing the Context Sensitive Subjective Analysis of Analytics’. Did you have a look at it? It was written by someone on your team.

N: Haven’t gone through it. I don’t care for such things.

Q: Oh sure. Somebody writes a ground breaking article to be published in a foremost journal and you don’t think it’s a big deal.

N: That’s only because it isn’t a big deal.



Q: It is a big deal. This stuff is brilliant.

N: Blah blah blah. I’ve written hundreds of articles in my life and I can guarantee that all of those articles have appeared plenty of times in every major science and technology journal known to man.



Q: Oh come on, N! I’m not going to believe that.

N: It’s true.



Q: Alright name ONE article that has been published as many times as you claim.

N: I’ll give you three.



Q: Alright. Let me hear it.

N: “A”, “An” and “The”. Three articles which have appeared in every major journal known to man. Also three articles I’ve written at some point.



Q: ….

N: ….



Q: Do you enjoy doing that?

N: Like a dog with a bone.