Cubicle Conundrum - Day 39

Q: N?
N: Yeah?


Q: Do you think you’ve done enough good in your life to go to heaven?
N: Does answering mean I believe that only good people go to heaven?


Q: Okay, well do you believe only good people go to heaven?
N: Well it’s complicated. Does that mean I admit to believing in heaven?


Q: Do you?
N: If I answer a question on heaven that automatically implies I believe there is a God.


Q: So do you think there is a God?
N: When you say “a” God you imply a singular entity and my answering your question negates various religions in the world which believe in the plurality of God or any other supreme entity endowed with supernatural powers to govern our existence. I can’t possibly answer your question without shunning the beliefs of millions of people in this world.


Q: So you’re saying that right now we’re existing in this sort of state where multiple beliefs exist independent of another in a strange manner where each of them claims to be the right one, yet somehow creating a rather fine balance all around this diverse world and proving that we all can be united at some level of consciousness?


N: No. I’m saying you should frame better questions.